Beyonce doesn’t just drop albums: She drops life lessons! Just Do it! [VIDEO]

You BEST believe my booty will be bumping to the new Beyonce joints she dropped just after midnight! I got my face motions all ready for my debut in the mirror as I jam to 14 new unannounced songs on ITunes she released to the world as an early Christmas gift. No announcement. No press. Just boom! Surprise!

What a boss move Beyonce! You don’t just drop joints like a midnight marauder, you teach life lessons for your legions of fans. Don’t want, hesitate or let anyone tell you how much things have to be in “order.” Your normal doesn’t have to everyone’s else idea of what’s acceptable. Your normal can totally be an out-of-the-box, sometimes weird, sometime off-course, leap of faith that manifests your biggest dreams and bring them into fruition! Are you sitting on your laurels waiting for your dreams to pop up like pixie dust and magically come true? Or are you being a BOSS, laying down the law and pushing envelopes until you make your competition go postal? Do THAT Beyonce!

Bring the heat! Be a beast! And I can’t wait to blast these beats!

Here is the full track list. Notably, there’s a duet with husband Jay-Z and a cameo from daughter Blue Ivy:

1. Pretty Hurts

2. Haunted

3. Drunk in Love (feat. Jay Z)

4. Blow

5. No Angel

6. Partition

7. Jealous

8. Rocket

9. Mine (feat. Drake)

10. XO

11. ***Flawless (feat. Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche)

12. Superpower (feat. Frank Ocean)

13. Heaven

14. Blue (feat. Blue Ivy)